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Allardyce signs up for ‘home fresh’ food boxes

Newly appointed Sam Allardyce has made his first move as manager of Crystal Palace FC to hand in his catering access pass at the...

Vardy misses out on January transfer after failing interview cliche´test

Leicester City’s Jamie Vardy possible transfer to Liverpool FC was terminated last night after the England striker failed a last minute interview cliche´test set...

Mary Berry lands role as BBC football pundit

Queen of baking and national treasure Mary Berry has been signed by the BBC as part of their expert pundit team for Match of...

Man United turn to Ferguson lookalike to boost performances

Bosses at Manchester United have employed the services of a Sir Alex Ferguson lookalike to help improve results at the club. In the light of...

Scotland players admit they can’t understand a word Strachan says.

Members of the Scotland football team have admitted that they can barely understand anything the manager Gordon Strachan is saying. Sources close to the national...

UK Stadiums introduce ‘Payday Loan outlets’ to assist with the purchase of onsite catering.

A selection of Football and cricket stadiums across the UK are set to introduce Payday loan facilities at their grounds in an effort to...

Wenger puts “no memorable games” statement down to last title win.

Arsene Wenger has admitted that his recent statement concerning a lack of “memorable games” was triggered by the numbers of years it’s been since...

McClaren leaves secret “game plan” document on train

Former England boss Steve McClaren was left searching for answers to some awkward questions from his Chairman yesterday after confidential details of his game...

‘Eng-ger-land’ chant ruled “Too wordy”.

Officials at FIFA have ruled that England’s popular chant of “Eng-ger-land” contravenes guidelines outlined in a recent report regarding “Crowd Behaviour and International Relations”. Following...

Crystal Palace to experiment with adding goalkeeper to team

  Crystal Palace has taken the bold move of introducing a goalkeeping into the team selection over the next few months. Keen to pursue a policy...

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