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Man United turn to Ferguson lookalike to boost performances

Bosses at Manchester United have employed the services of a Sir Alex Ferguson lookalike to help improve results at the club. In the light of...

Allardyce signs up for ‘home fresh’ food boxes

Newly appointed Sam Allardyce has made his first move as manager of Crystal Palace FC to hand in his catering access pass at the...

Football pros forced to play matches to supplement betting income.

Sources close to the Russian betting syndicates have reported that revenue for some Football players  across the world has dropped so low, some are...

Scotland players admit they can’t understand a word Strachan says.

Members of the Scotland football team have admitted that they can barely understand anything the manager Gordon Strachan is saying. Sources close to the national...

Mary Berry lands role as BBC football pundit

Queen of baking and national treasure Mary Berry has been signed by the BBC as part of their expert pundit team for Match of...

Fan to seek first legal separation from “Football Family”

A football fan from the UK is set to create legal history as the first individual to seek formal separation from the often termed...

Wenger puts “no memorable games” statement down to last title win.

Arsene Wenger has admitted that his recent statement concerning a lack of “memorable games” was triggered by the numbers of years it’s been since...

Lions to be introduced into “Dull” football games.

A revolutionary new initiative is being proposed by the FA to introduce Lions into “Dull” football matches in 2018. Under the details of the new...

Jose Mourinho to be feature of new talent show

Following the success of BBC’s ‘Any dream will do’ and ‘I’ll do anything’ talent contests, executives at the broadcaster are in discussions to repeat...

‘Eng-ger-land’ chant ruled “Too wordy”.

Officials at FIFA have ruled that England’s popular chant of “Eng-ger-land” contravenes guidelines outlined in a recent report regarding “Crowd Behaviour and International Relations”. Following...

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