BREAKING: FA announce “Keepie Uppie” challenge to decide Premiership race
In the past few moments the English Football Association has announced a dramatic resolution to the season's Premier League Championship with a "home-based" Keepie...
Bunnings chain announced as new Australia head sponsor
DIY and home improvement chain Bunnings have announced a new three year sponsorship deal with Cricket Australia.
With the recent cancellations of existing sponsorship deals,...
Scotland players admit they can’t understand a word Strachan says.
Members of the Scotland football team have admitted that they can barely understand anything the manager Gordon Strachan is saying.
Sources close to the national...
‘Eng-ger-land’ chant ruled “Too wordy”.
Officials at FIFA have ruled that England’s popular chant of “Eng-ger-land” contravenes guidelines outlined in a recent report regarding “Crowd Behaviour and International Relations”.
Following...
UK Stadiums introduce ‘Payday Loan outlets’ to assist with the purchase of onsite catering.
A selection of Football and cricket stadiums across the UK are set to introduce Payday loan facilities at their grounds in an effort to...
Children with no ambition told to become handball goalkeepers.
Sports Careers officers in schools across England have been instructed by the government’s education department to advise children with little or no ambition to...
Lions to be introduced into “Dull” football games.
A revolutionary new initiative is being proposed by the FA to introduce Lions into “Dull” football matches in 2018.
Under the details of the new...
IAAF deny “Too much denial” claim.
Officials at Athletics governing body moved swiftly to deny recent claims by UK Athletics Chairman Ed Warner that there was “Too much denial” in...
Vardy misses out on January transfer after failing interview cliche´test
Leicester City’s Jamie Vardy possible transfer to Liverpool FC was terminated last night after the England striker failed a last minute interview cliche´test set...
Trump rocked by new hacking report.
President elect Donald Trump is reported to have reacted with panic yesterday at receiving news of further hacking in the weeks leading up to...
